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Kansas City Royals

A MLB pro team. Sports Illstrated said that this team will finish 30th overall in the 2005 season. There is only 30 teams.
Friend: Those royals are the shizze!
Me: No. They suck.
Friend: Wahhh? No way!
Me: Yes.
Friend: Why do they suck? I love 'em!
Me: Name one player on their team!
Friend: Ummmm....ok.
by CaptainAmerica April 1, 2005
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royal cunt in the ass

Much worse than a royal pain in the ass, a royal cunt in the ass is someone who's so infuriating that you wish you could strangle them with your bare hands.
by WickedHo September 27, 2007
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royal tunbridge wells

A place used to signify right-wing reactionary and Tory-voting wealthy England. Sort of like Utah in the US.--only less mormons
"Disgusted of Royal Tunbridge Wells" ---a phrase used to express disgust at the moral spinelessness of UK pop culture.
by J-Green September 22, 2006
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messed up royally

To screw up really badly. As in a way that makes regular mess-up's look like peasants in comparison to the royal proportions of this particular mess-up.
Bro: how was your date last night?
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.
by Moe Cyslac November 28, 2013
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Royal Grammar School

A grammar school for boys' located in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England which has been churning out cunts since 1550.
Boy 1: Don't you go to Royal Grammar School?
Boy 2: No, I'm not a cunt.
by whambamno May 16, 2009
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battle dicks royale

Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.
Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.
by I Know Weird Stuff May 15, 2016
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Fortnite: Battle Royale

A game made in 2017 in which a player drops in a world of 99 other players, and battles for the Victory Royale. In this video game, the player may also buy skins, emotes and weapon wraps, as well as other cosmetics that enhance the game experience.

Fortnite B.R. was an epidemic that captured millions of people, but recently many fans think the game is dying, and many have moved away. It is commonly compared with other games such as Apex Legends and Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.

It is commonly referred to as just Fortnite. Its elder brother, Fortnite: Save the World, is a campaign game that is considered less popular than the former.
Hey yo, wanna play some Fortnite: Battle Royale?
Gotta get back on that Fortnite grind...
Yo, when's the next Fortnite update coming?
by WordGeek456 October 21, 2019
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