Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.
Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.
by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011
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Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
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