blumpkinsaurus rex

Someone who stands when giving a blumpkin because the floor is far too disgusting to kneel on. In this position the arms are close to the body resembling T-Rex arms, and the person looks like a dinosaur munching on its poopy-smelling prey.

Ask that girl to the bathroom, I hear she's a real blumpkinsaurus rex.

by Mr. Bumphuck December 4, 2013

Tenorsaurus-rex

A commonly used term for music students for tenor players. Most commonly Tenor saxophones.

Synonyms include: Tenorsaurus-rex, Barionyx, Altiosaurus, Trumbonadon, Pianosuchus and Sopranosaurus.

That Tenorsaurus-rex is loud.

by A clarinet player May 12, 2020

Noobersaures rex

Dinosaur inspired variation of the word "noob" (meaning newbie). Used to refer to someone who is big, old and bad at achieving a particular task.

"Look at your grandpa trying to figure out how to use his phone. What a noobersaures rex!"

by Smogo April 11, 2016

Hawkasaurus Rex

ANIMAL: This animal has been discovered taking over males in particular. Some consider it a form of a hair cut. Others see it as an animal that eats peoples skulls and they consider it a style. It certainly is not, so do not be fooled.

Guidos. Hawkasaurus Rex.

by Shmammed. March 3, 2010

Gympasaurus-Rex

A slang for someone who has a disability with their walk that makes them walk like a T-Rex. This is generally funny because you can outrun one due to their gymp status.

Shavonnie is such a Gympasaurus-Rex, I love how she can't do shit about it.

by awbatman500 May 22, 2014

Whackasaurus Rex

When a person or situation is so immensely whack, that the simplicity of uttering "that is whack" does not suffice. The level of whack is so monumental, and so infuriating, that only the grand stature of "Whackasaurus Rex" can do the situation justice. A tyrannosaurus rex is a monstrous and violent dinosaur, and so the correlation makes sense when someone or thing is monstrously and violently whack.

Individuals that are classified as Whackasaurus Rex, have also been known to be perpetual users of Awkward Sauce.

You see Johnny kick that little girl in the stomach?

Yea, Whackasaurus Rex, man...

by Mr. Bose August 22, 2010

T-Rex

An individual who gives 0 fucks about another ones feelings. This individual will never been seen sad, and always be seen with a beer. This individual can be the goofiest and also the craziest MF you’ve met. Intoxication is a T-Rex’s best friend.

I’m a T-Rex, OUUUUUGHOOOOHHHH 3|6|7|3| : |19|

by Abooga booga October 29, 2019