Carlson-prime

A carlson-prime is a ravid, out of his mind person that 5% of the time you can trust him.

guy1: I thought I could trust you
guy2: to bad i'm a carlson-prime

by Mochi Miles April 26, 2022

thotelious prime

Had sex with 370+ men also known as your dad. Ex/ jason civale had sex with 1009 men

A woman that had sex with 370+ men. Thotelious prime is a thot that has sex with men constantly

by Jason's small wang December 17, 2015

Prime spree

An uncontrollable spending spree on amazon.com

I’m am on a crazy prime spree right now

by Charlie Chikowski January 12, 2020

Optimus Sub-Prime

Elon Musks Android Tesla Bot affectionally code named Optimus Sub-Prime.

Musk: Optimizing my c compiler in my OSP.

Jen: What?
Musk: My humanoid/bipedal robot, I named him Optimus Sub-Prime.

by InvictusSohei December 29, 2022

Prime Minister Prick Nasty

A middle aged furry man that is unable to be set on fire because he is coated in scotch guard. He has hoes in different area codes that cannot set him on fire when they find out he cannot be conquered Absolute legend.

The Prime Minister Prick Nasty takes butt plugs seriously.

by Enix001 August 26, 2023

zawgimus prime

zawg + optimus prime

zawgimus prime think he payin the bills 😭😭

by m0nst3rzz July 21, 2023

Fapulon Prime

A robot from the DEEPEST DEPTHS of space, BENT on the destruction of all humanity and life with the almighty FAP (Family's Ass Plumber) machine. It makes the noise of a thousand rape alarms blasting through a megaphone.
Approach with caution.

person 1: OH NO! Its Fapulon Prime!
person 2: What the fuck is that!

person 1: It's the noise of impending doom, and rape alarms.
person 2: Is that a ... no it can't be!
person 1: The FAP cannon!

by Chibowski May 17, 2019