Plastics

This phrase is used to refer to the British pound sterling although the term revolves around notes being plastic the word can be used to describe the currency in general.

Abdullah-“I’ve got 69 gajillion quid in the bank”

Dino-“quid?”
Abdullah-“yeh, British pounds?”

Dino-“OHHHHHH U MEAN PLASTICS”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Plastic bag

A term used for someone who shares the same qualities of a plastic bag: flimsy, used, gets thrown away after being used, fake, empty until temporarily filled.

Him: My ex reminds me of a plastic bag, the way she’d float from guy to guy and somehow always make her way back to the trash

by Apachemars October 5, 2025

Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4

Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick

Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"

by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023

Plastic

Another word for condom

Dude i need a plastic

a what
a condom
nigga they made out of latex

by Blvnco May 13, 2025

Plastic OG

When your marijuana cart gets empty to the point where it tastes like plastic.

Damn this shit some "Plastic OG" my nigga

by bitchnigga420 December 1, 2019

tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.

Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom

by Spitfire9805 December 30, 2018