pet

roxie

roxie is my pet

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Teachers pet

year 9 kid called patrik kandrac who is favourited by teachers

Teachers pet patrik: Miss peter is hitting matthew

by darylb07 July 30, 2021

National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet

“Happy national pet day”

by National pet day May 20, 2024

Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.

by Hey old man! April 7, 2011

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017

fancy pet

Amazing, wonderful and extremely cute human being that usually sleeps in fetal position and farts meanwhile.

Look at Ana. She must be a fancy pet

by Fancypet July 25, 2018

Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.

Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.

by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021