From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.
Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke
Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds
Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles
Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!
Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds
Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles
Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!
by That's_fucking_cliché April 27, 2019
Get the Parkermug. A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.
Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
by urbanspite January 31, 2018
Get the Parkermug. Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰
by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day
by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024
Get the parkermug. The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
Get the Parker Polesmug. by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019
Get the Parker Johnpieremug. by you boyyy November 18, 2023
Get the freya parkermug.