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Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.
If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
by higmaster flash April 27, 2023
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paper cunt

When a woman sells her citizenship with a posibility of having sex
Just finished a transaction with a paper cunt , can’t wait to fuck her and get may citizenship

That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship
by Wlr32 December 15, 2017
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yung paper

dang man! you be acting like a yung paper right now!
by jenny telia April 28, 2019
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paper cricket

A new push pin that has a clip, which allows for papers to be slipped into without puncturing or damaging the piece. Good for artists, students, businessmen, and teachers.
John: "You have any tacks I can borrow?"
George: "I got paper crickets you can use."
by Modica4uall May 30, 2011
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Paper slut

Someone who has uncontrollable urges to write or draw and has no qualms about using any near by surface.
Anne: Damn it! James gave in to his paper slut urges and used up all the napkins again!

James: What was I supposed to do? I was out of notebooks!
by cubnake September 14, 2015
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paper shop

n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.
Go to the paper shop and get some fags and crisps
by David Atherton July 4, 2004
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Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.
Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.
by Deimosian May 4, 2019
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