Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.
If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
by higmaster flash April 27, 2023

Just finished a transaction with a paper cunt , can’t wait to fuck her and get may citizenship
That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship
That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship
by Wlr32 December 15, 2017

by jenny telia April 28, 2019

A new push pin that has a clip, which allows for papers to be slipped into without puncturing or damaging the piece. Good for artists, students, businessmen, and teachers.
by Modica4uall May 30, 2011

Someone who has uncontrollable urges to write or draw and has no qualms about using any near by surface.
Anne: Damn it! James gave in to his paper slut urges and used up all the napkins again!
James: What was I supposed to do? I was out of notebooks!
James: What was I supposed to do? I was out of notebooks!
by cubnake September 14, 2015

n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.
by David Atherton July 4, 2004

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.
Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.
by Deimosian May 4, 2019
