Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.

"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"

by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018

puddy monkey

A stuffed monkey that was once used on a 5 year old as a wipe for its shitty, crusty asshole

I saw that kid using a puddy monkey on its crusty asshole!

by PuddySlays January 19, 2019

paddler

A person from the shallow end of the gene pool. If there is a cream of the genetic crop, this group is the stagnant scum in the nearby lake.

"Fucking hell, have you seen the teeth on that guy? Absolute paddler."

by el-generico July 11, 2019

PaddleHeads

A term used for a group of duffers who float down the river.

"Those Paddleheads are floating down the river in their uniforms!"

by StrangeUnexplained November 8, 2019

Paddle Breath Cheat

A person who cheats at Call of Duty. Usually named Charlie

A paddle breath cheat is worse than OJ Simpson
Person 1: i was playing with a guy who jumped really high earlier..

Person 2: ahh yeah thats Charlie the paddle cheat.

by Peanutbutterlickdown February 24, 2020

Pamdy

Absolute GOAT in everything he does.

Pamdy is a GOAT.

by NotPamdy May 10, 2021

Paddleboat

A show of affection to your bros. In which you gentle fondle your bros balls with you fingers and say the word paddleboat.

I went up to my bro and did a paddleboat on his balls

by The-most-dangerous-wanker May 27, 2021