When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)
by Josh Stucky January 05, 2008
Butterfly Poon A.K.A- poontang, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burg.
by Mike13258 January 10, 2012
The worlds largest creampie. There's nothing like a good creampie but a poon creampie is the ultimate! Fill her up big boy.
by Sony Ericsson such March 22, 2011
A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.
She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 16, 2010
Excessive amounts of labial folds in the poon area, so much so that it appears to have the ability to intake and process oxygen.
I'll bet Octomom has enough poon gills to support at least one of the Great Lakes, or maybe even Sea World.
by Spicahontas February 22, 2011
Derek- Dude, Johnny told me he had sex with Rachel, Angela, and Veronica last night!
Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!
Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!
Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!
Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!
by Firanda Spence October 19, 2009
A female being so fit that her undies have gaps on each side of them when looking directly down at them.
by http://www.facebook.com/photo. August 18, 2011