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Poon Job

When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)
1930's Chinese citizens did the poon job
by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008
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Poon Creampie

The worlds largest creampie. There's nothing like a good creampie but a poon creampie is the ultimate! Fill her up big boy.
I have her a poon creampie last night. I couldn't filll her up anymore.
by Sony Ericsson such April 13, 2011
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Poon Scooner

A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.

Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.
by Spazet May 16, 2011
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Poon Typhoon

A guy that is very popular among females and never settles for one particular girl; gets chicks super wet
Damn that guy banged like six girls what a poon typhoon
by h3ro2b March 3, 2011
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poon gills

Excessive amounts of labial folds in the poon area, so much so that it appears to have the ability to intake and process oxygen.
I'll bet Octomom has enough poon gills to support at least one of the Great Lakes, or maybe even Sea World.
by Spicahontas March 8, 2011
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Poon dune

A female being so fit that her undies have gaps on each side of them when looking directly down at them.
I went to the beach and this girl in a bikini had a Poon dune!
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