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Jiz Plate

When you buy a license plate on Ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. Then you assume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to jiz on it.
Dude, my license plate just got jacked, now it's somebody's jiz plate!!!
by HuskerKyle February 9, 2009
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droppin plates

Dropping Plates refers to one individual kicking ass, being ruthless, being incredibly cool in a kick ass way, or any other denomination of the above.
ex. im droppin plates on your ass bitch- refers to a guy kicking some other persons ass in a violent brutal, ruthless way and this person is a bitch.
by killallclients55 December 9, 2008
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plate

Term used in the gym to indicate a 45-pound weight, used on an olympic barbell. Additionally, the term plate can be used to indicate another weight, when preceded by the number.
Ex1: Im benching 315 now! That's three plates on each side! ( 6x45 + 45 lb. bar )

Ex2: I bought a couple of 25 lb. plates for my home gym.
by Travis M. June 18, 2006
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vienna hot plate

A sex act, involving two people, where one person lies prone with a glass pie plate over their face and the other deficates onto the pie plate.
Did you see the German porn flick where that girl took a Vienna Hot Plate??
by d-townLBC May 19, 2006
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droppin plates

something disturbed says in their songs. if you know what it means, please let us know.
by Jenny S. July 17, 2006
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plaier

The way the Aldo Says "Player"
?Que Paso Plaier ??!
by Tim July 9, 2004
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bovine plate job

A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.
While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.
by Joe Beets January 4, 2009
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