Pillow pet

The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.

Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time

by Red9252 November 2, 2021

pet colbe

A wonderful, cute, and precious female dog. She is a great hunting dog.

Emma: pet colbe your so cute
Amy: your sure right about that

by Giggles6m May 20, 2018

Pet insurance

Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed

Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight

by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022

pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 8, 2020

basement pet

A woman who is controlled and dictated by a tyranical person, usually a man, to the point where she isn't allowed to leave the house without permission.

Stay clear of Khaled, or he'll turn you into his own personal basement pet.

by goggle_dude April 21, 2022

National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet

“Happy national pet day”

by National pet day May 20, 2024

Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024