owen

wastes your time dont talk to an owen <3

girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen

girl2: oh..
girl1: what

girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now

girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)

by FLKJFLKDFJL October 12, 2023

Owen

typically a slave to more intelligent spices Zach,Daniel and Grayson Owen is loyal and will do any -thing for his master he loves soccer but sucks dick at it tho .

Zach:wupssy i spilled me milk
girlfriend:OWEN!!!

by jhonwick 321 May 23, 2019

Owen longhurst

A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.

Person1: what lesson have you got next

Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got

Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch

by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024

Owen Badlose

When Owen Goodwin is bad

STFU OWEN BADLOSE

by The Cool Zac June 20, 2022

Owen

This segsy mothafocka is a hung and valuable asset in your life. Often a good carpenter and extremely honest friend he will sometimes risk offending people or being misunderstood in order to achieve truth.

Owen is amazing, he has changed my life entirely

by Shlong doctor 23 February 12, 2022

Owen

A cunt who steals your rocket league goals in spike rush by touching you as soon as you get into the goal

Fuck that guy, he's such an Owen.

by DaddyFach October 29, 2020

Gethin Owens

A English man that emigrated from England to Wales, a Gethin Owens typically enjoys tea and is an alcoholic in the making (especially for brewedog)

"woah that guy just had 4 brewdogs and a cup of tea he must be a Gethin Owens"

by Jazza442 May 19, 2025