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June 5

by Jxon2solid_ June 5, 2022
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april 5

Friend: hello
Me:let's host a nerf battle
Friend: really?!?!

Me: yea it's april 5
by zachnerfer December 17, 2021
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Saturn 5

The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.

It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).

It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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April 5

National kiss a guy close by day! ;)
On april 5th i kissed the guy who lives next door.
by Jaydencv April 4, 2022
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April 5

the day that music died, Kurt cobain suicide was commited this day, its a tragic day
April 5 Curcobain died
by chupala1234567 April 7, 2022
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may 5

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day
what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!
by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021
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5 to 9

A part time job with few hours
I'm a full time student but I have a 5 to 9 at Domino's after class.
by Dynazty December 20, 2009
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