Canadian Oil Change

The diarrhea one gets after consuming too much poutine.

Oh man, I ate two orders of poutine and then dropped a Canadian oil change in the bathroom

by Asstastrophy August 28, 2016

The Texas Oil Ridge

Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.

I went over to Donna’s house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!

by Butter Sue July 19, 2019

The Afghan Oil Pump

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."

Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"

by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020

Oil My Rig

To have one's rig (cock) be oiled (sloppily sucked upon).

Jordan's rig was dry as a bone, so he ordered Lafonda, "Bitch, oil my right."

by oilmyrig April 6, 2017

Check my oil

Putting ones finger in another's anus to "check their oil". Checking their fluid/solids level to be sure they are not to low or high.

Hey babe will you check my oil? (Said girl)

Yeah I can! *Shoves his hand down the back of her pants (boy)

by Souhung July 3, 2017

OldBall-Z-oil

noun.

The scrotum sweat left on a chair seat by an old pervert in daisy dukes.

Sssssssssshhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt..........
“OldBall-Z-oil” all over my leather chairs.

Sssssssshhhhhhheeeeeiiiiiittttt.....,..

by Saint of Circumstance May 9, 2018

Bruce Jenner Oil

A term coined by Peg McMinty, referring to automatic (or manual) transmission fluid.

"Alright, we got engine oil on this- oh, this is tranny. Bruce Jenner oil on this side."

by Buttered Quayle November 22, 2021