Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021

mangoes on deck

When all you want in life are some Trader Joes soft and juicy dried mangoes and your lit ass coworker pulls them out of their desk drawer.

Yo !! I got mangoes on deck!

by mangotangofandango May 14, 2019

deck

has the stupid

"most of decks friends had been brutally tortured"

by deck but better August 23, 2020

Squash Decking

When a homie is sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, while another homie stands in front of them, pissing in between their legs.

That party was crazy last night, I went into the bathroom and saw two dudes squash decking!

by G-Fippy July 4, 2025

Lifting the back deck

to confidently attempt to perform an impossible task, having misunderstood the difficulty of the task or overestimated one’s ability to complete it. Often with loved one(s) looking on and questioning one’s sanity in the vain attempt.

He thought he could make the company more customer centric, but he was lifting the back deck.

by Boydz June 22, 2021

throat decking

See VERBAL PUNCHES

Man, I've seen you play. I'd have better chances teaming up with Missy's 3 legged poodle.

Bro, you're total throat decking me right now!

by Whiteboy82 July 30, 2015

new deck

New skateboard

yooo dude nice skateboard i just got a new deck

by sallyy applesauce April 16, 2021