Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.
by _epicone_ March 26, 2017

by it starts with one August 8, 2022

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

by Heisenberg01 February 5, 2015

when a social media user types "school one" in the caption of the picture of there self wearing school clothes.
by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?
That one friend: yeah what color?
by Byestone June 28, 2020
