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Ballsack Noodle

Type of Japanese noodle made from ballsacks of whales. Tastes very good with Chinese Kung Pao Doggy Stir-fr.
Person 1: Hey, look that chink has some ballsack noodles!
Person 2: Those are really good, you know?
Chink: Ballsack noodle are very high in Vitamin D.
by Herro My Name Is Dumpling March 19, 2011
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nooblete

Noun
A term commonly used as an endearment between two newly acquainted n00bs in a variety of computer related activities.
n00b 1: Dude, we t0ta((y pwn pros, nooblete.

n00b 2: Y4h, I pwnd u in da scrim @ cs, 1D noob.
by Jasonnnnzpwn June 7, 2009
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Noodle Ball

Noodle Ball is an aquatic sport which hybridizes aspects of Keep Away and Baseball with swimming. Noodle Ball was invented in Dayton Beach on June 28, 2012, by three intrepid youth of above average intelligence and athletic prowess hailing from Vancouver, BC.

Equipment for Noodle Ball is simple and affordable. One standard, regulation size noodle is required.

One relatively light ball is required; no heavier than a dodge ball but ideally not as light as a beach ball. It must be buoyant.

You must have a pool which is at least four noodles long to play in.

Noodle Ball is played with three teams of at least one player. One player, the noodler, starts in the middle of the pool with the other players on either side. The noodler attempts to hit the ball with her/his noodle as the other players attempt to throw it past her/him.

If the noodler makes contact with the ball using her/his noodle then the player who threw the ball immediately prior to contact becomes the noodler and the noodler replaces that player as a thrower. The noodler gets a point and the thrower looses a point. The player with the most points at the conclusion of the game is the victor.

Since its creation in mid-2012, the popularity of Noodle Ball has skyrocketed. Today it is known by at least twice as many people as it was only a year ago. It is rumoured that plans are in the works to establish the first Noodle Ball league, bankrolled by an anonymous wealthy entrepreneur who is said to be a Doctor.
Noodle Ball is a way better sport than Baseball, which is must more boring and less sexy by comparison.
by noodler1 May 18, 2013
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Noodle

Goofball, asshole, a straight clown-ass dude. Mainly used in the Philadelphia area.
Yo that nigga is a straight noodle son.
by slang doc February 10, 2015
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noodle groover

Someone so high on methamphetamine that they can't hold still so their limbs waves up and down and back and forth like one of those Car Lot balloons guys.
I saw Andrew, he must have relapsed. He was so gacked out he was flailing around like a noodle Groover .
by 38th time's the charm July 27, 2016
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Noggle Rard

That retarded horse you have in Red Dead Redemption 2 that never comes over to you when you whistle for it’s stupid ass.
ELIJAH: “My Noggle Rard gives me autism...”

AJ: “Mine does too!”
by Indiana Jones Wild March 7, 2019
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noodle, don't noodle

nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil

VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.
-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"
by RhealTawk January 11, 2020
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