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Nice guy Syndrome

A disease flooding younger adults who compel them to be complete and utter assholes to women because the aren’t interested and don’t know how to let the guy down gently
Person 1. Man, I heard that Chad has a case of nice guy syndrome

Person 2: well, that’s no surprise
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Nice meme

Be glad if I stole that.
Nice meme bellow, be glad if I stole that one too.
by EHail26 November 29, 2020
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nice guy

There are nice guys, and there are "nice guys".

The latter believe that there are only 2 ways to be male: to be either a "macho man" (misogynistic, narcissistic, aggressive jerkoff) or a "nice guy" (misogynistic, narcissistic, passive-aggressive jerkoff, but also manipulative and spineless). They believe that talking to a woman for five seconds without saying "shut up bitch" means that they're a paragon of everything women want and are thus automatically owed pussy. When they're denied it, it's the woman's failing.

Although they see themselves as having no self-esteem, in reality they actually view themselves as better than "macho men" and when women reject them clearly said women have been lying when they say they want a "nice guy". They thus try and turn into the macho jerks they claim to despise because that's what women "actually want".

Never does it occur to them that 1) they're not actually very nice 2) by and large women don't want macho jerks, they're just less annoying than "nice guys" 3) there’s a third option: being an ACTUALLY nice guy. Someone who DOESN'T try and screw with women's heads, someone who has ACTUAL respect for women rather than just tries a different dishonest tactic to get laid, and someone who has the guts to be honest about what they want and the spine to suck it up when they don't get it rather than whining about how dreadful women are and getting gradually more bitter and hateful.
Nice guy: I'm such a nice guy, why don't girls want me? They say they want nice guys! But they go out with macho jerks! Or they dump me for them! They're all lying bitches who break your heart!
Actually nice guy: Arrogant, misogynistic, whiny - what woman WOULDN'T want you?
by bald_rick October 30, 2011
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nice balls

the liking or enjoyment of someone else's testicles
by james onju December 29, 2010
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Nice Face

A Greeting between friends used as a general "hello". If greeted it is improper to not replie. Generally is responded with the same greeting. It is Never to be used as a greeting to family or a stranger.
Boy1 *walks past friend*: Nice Face man
Boy2: Nice Face to you too.
by MagicOrange March 8, 2011
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nice guys finish last

an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)
Oh, nice guys finish last,
When you are the outcast,
Don't pat youself on the back,
You might break your spine
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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Nice shirt

What you say to someone when they're wearing the same shirt as you.
*Jack and Joe are both wearing soccer team t-shirts.*

Jack: "Hey man, nice shirt."
Joe: "Thanks man, you too."
by TwoFourSixOOne October 4, 2011
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