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New York Hot Dog Stand

This is the weird fetish that some women use as foreplay. This means thats they take a kleenex box and put a hole in it for your penis, this acts as the grill and storage of the hotdogs. Then they make the umbrella of the hotdog by sticking an umbrella from a martini glass in the hole in the tip of the penis. Then the women talks in a low New York accent.
Oh man that chick New York Hot Dog Standed me last night and my dickhole is still killing me, can you check for slivers?
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New York Minute 

1. An undefined amoutnt of time. Could be much longer or shorter than a minute because of the dynamics of city life.

2. Timed difficulty mode of Max Payne
1. My life changed in a New York minute

2. WOOO I fainally beat Max Payne on New York Minute.

New York blowjob 

When someone gets fucked in the ass (without a condom), then gives that person a blowjob while the guy's dick still has fecal matter on it.
Mike (to all of his buddies): I met this really nasty girl at the bar the other night. As it turns out, she was so kinky, she gave me a New York blowjob.
New York blowjob by JPCfromTX April 29, 2009

New York Neuter 

Its when a girl is sucking a dick and suprises you by chomping your balls of!
Bob: wheres peter?

John: he's in the hospital

Bob: what happened!

John: he got a New York Neuter

Bob: Oh no... i feel for him
New York Neuter by boomchibang October 8, 2011

New York punter 

When a girl gets a head start and slams the ball of her foot on the mans testicles. The testis are then lodged in the anal cavity.
My butthole is ticklish from yesterdays New York punter
New York punter by APPhyC February 3, 2012

New York Pizza Slice 

The act of preparing a New York style pizza on a woman’s Va-Jay-Jay (dough, tomato sauce, cheese, oregano). Then penetrating said twinkle cave so that the pizza wraps around the mans penis acting as a rudimentary condom. After the man has “arrived” in the pizza it is removed from the woman’s front bum, put on a sheet, and cooked. The pizza is then cut into 4 slices. The man feeds the pizza to the woman while she cleans his penis of all the ingredients by means of giving head.
Hey man, she begged for a Tallahassee Twinkie last night, but I gave her a New York Pizza Slice instead!

New York Subliners 

The best CDL organization composed of •Clayster a back-to-back 3x Call of Duty Champion. Clayster is also my favorite Professional player of all time!

•Crimsix another 3x Call of Duty World Champion and is considered by many the Call of Duty GOAT!

•Hydra One of the best EU Challenger players the French phenom is considered by many as the French Simp who is also the funniest guy behind the CDL scenes.

•Neptune a former player for Florida Mutineers and was a good rookie from CW season and has a lot of potential.
Friend: Optic Texas is winning the Call of Duty Vanguard season.
Me: I don’t think so New York Subliners is winning it.