Natalis

A retard

You are such a Natalis

by bitpainter February 9, 2025

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Natalie

a twerp from oshawa that smells like ass and her bestie @_jfrm.mb is also a twerp

me: yo i was walking in southend and seen the southend demons with natalie and j

jahmeel: oh no those kids wanna crush me

by @nottyourwife May 7, 2023

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Natalie’s are pretty cool people, they can be really exciting to hang out with. But they’ve been through some shit, they usually have some pretty traumatic experiences. They brag about being hot as a joke because they want to feel that way and think that if they say it enough it’ll be true. They tend to fat shame themselves likely because they’ve been fat shamed before even if they’re super skinny. They’re willing to take it as far as to even starving themselves, so when you see them, give them a compliment. They have the tendency to be a bit aggressive sometimes but most of the time that’s just them expressing their love to you (not necessarily in a romantic way). If they didn’t care about you then they would just ignore you but if they pop an attitude at you, they don’t hate you. They are really big sass pots that can explode at you at any moment. They also then to have crushes that they don’t admit to or don’t tell ANYONE about. They love compliments, it makes them feel confident and unpowered. If you know a Natalie, start complimenting them more often, they really do enjoy it, although they may seem shy and embarrassed.

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by iTsKiLlEdMeH June 17, 2022

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Natalie C.

The name of a road race bicycle, particularly a specialized allez sprint comp black XL58. Nicknamed the princess, She has a shimano Ultegra Di2 11 speed electronic drivetrain. Her chainrings is 53/39t and her casette is 11-28t 11 speed. She looks incredibale with an awesome profile picture as well as frame paint job. She is known to be very fast and aerodynamic even though her frame is aluminium. She is one of the best roadbikes you could possibally get. She currently retails for $3,000 at Specialized Bicycles. Her personality is shy, but she loves to meet new people. Even though her replies are short, you get this burst of adrenaline when her beauty is directed to you. Her beauty is stunning, and you would want to talk and ride for hours on end. I promise you, Natalie is worth every cent. <3

Connor Dunne: Hi!! You are so awesome and beautiful! I love your frame, it is glorious. God bless you my friend :D.
Natalie C.: hi
Connor Dunne: You are so pretty I can't find a dictionary word to describe your beauty
Natalie: thanks.
Connor Dunne: Awww, beautiful whats your name?
Natalie: natalie.
Connor Dunne: Niiice!! my name is Connor Dunne, im a 6'2 cyclist looking for an alloy bike cuz carbon is too expensive for our GCN megabase.
Natalie: cool.
Connor Dunne: Natalie, what do you like to do?
Natalie: jesus and speed.
Connor Dunne: nicce!! i also love Jesus
Natalie: ok
Connor Dunne: Whats your model?
Natalie: 2024 specialized allez sprint comp
Connor Dunne: How much do you retail for?
Natalie: $3,000, why?
Connor Dunne: I was just curious, beautiful!
Natalie: cool
Connor Dunne: whats with the cross on your frame, beautiful?
Natalie: god.
Connor Dunne: so, how did you become christian?
Natalie: family.
Connor Dunne: Nice background Nat! wanna come ride with me?
Natalie: sure.
Connor Dunne: how long can we hangout for?
Natalie: 15 minutes.
*After the ride*
Connor Dunne: woah! Soo fun to ride with ya!!!! ;)
Natalie: yeah
Connor Dunne: wanna be with me beautiful.
Natalie: no thanks.
Connor Dunne: but why? i havn't ridden an alloy frame in years!!
Natalie: colin supertramp.
Connor Dunne: whos he?
Natalie: my partner.
Connor Dunne: well either way, have fun and enjoy your day! Jesus bless you!!! :)
Natalie: thanks.

by Knmagor November 6, 2023

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