monk release

hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
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monke brain

Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.
Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE
by zyledotpng October 08, 2022
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Monke drip

Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch
by monke drip boi January 19, 2022
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Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
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monk mode

monk mode is a state of heightened asceticism and unwavering concentration on one's personal ambitions, physical well-being, and long-term aspirations, characterized by the rigorous exclusion of extraneous distractions and external interferences
These girls be wildin’, it’s time to go monk mode and focus on me.
by bassett July 01, 2024
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Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.
The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.
by MONK!! December 17, 2003
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Monks veranda

The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole
I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch
by JTCarter March 25, 2022
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