monkey jams

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.

"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."

by E-Male December 23, 2008

monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

by RedRibbonSword October 19, 2010

Frame monkey

Someone who is addicted to high frame rates in competitive games

I use performance mode in games because I m a frame monkey

by Poopy but November 7, 2020

Mustard Monkey

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022

shelf monkey

A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.

The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.

by Donavan Mikulsky December 9, 2008

monkey looking

an ugly person that looks like a monkey

shut your monkey looking ass up

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 9, 2022