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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.
I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.
by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016
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Margot Monday

Turning that Monday frown upside down by sharing pics and gifs of the goddess Margot Robbie on social media.
“Yo, did you see that Margot Monday tweet?? Daaamn son, she is hot!!”
by Starfire Lounge September 27, 2021
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monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."
by JRadimus November 16, 2016
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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menace Monday

One day a week where you can be a menace without being called a jerk. Put your black airforces on a go be a menace.
Today is menace Monday you better watch out because I'm not being nice today
by Its_just_joshie November 22, 2021
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Monday fever

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever
I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.
by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019
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