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Tongue-Moist

that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.
The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!
by the black smith December 18, 2021
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moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.
Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!
by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021
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Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.
My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.
by Archmageous April 14, 2022
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Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body
Last night I did a sick moist mermaid
by Dan2024 March 10, 2022
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moist pages

a yellow book with very moist pages and piss
"those are some nice moist pages you got there"
by moistpages March 16, 2022
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moist bowelette

A small, wet, poo usually on accident.
We are polite people, it’s not a shart, it was a moist bowelette.
by OpticalPrime October 1, 2021
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Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"
by AmySueDew July 24, 2021
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