MMB

Minding my business

Person 1: what are you doing tonight ?
Person 2: mmb lol

by Dw who this is January 14, 2018

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The sound of a microwave for your micro penis. :)

Your fat ass getting up at 3 am to make instant noodles:

Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Mmbasically

Used before anything, has a little humming sound leading into it. Also, you have to say it a little bit of a cocky and stuffy british accent.

"Mmbasically, you're a fucking idiot."

"Mmbasically, I'm going to go watch reruns of King of the Hill."

by lucy March 11, 2005

mmm baby

The way you know you've pleasured a girl or guy.

Most of the time a girl.

*boy and girl making out*

girl: Mmm baby.

by Girlonguy March 22, 2011

Mmmmmmmkaaaaaaaay

An abrasive sound made by obnoxious Long Island woman-childs and possibly Tapirs.

Laura was making that obnoxious Mmmmmmmkaaaaaaaay noise at the zoo and the Tapir flipped the fuck out.

by difdev January 8, 2011

mmwtb

Miss me with that bullshit

Ex:I want you back

Me:mmwtb(miss me with that bullshit)

by Hop_on_dat.dick April 1, 2017

mmwtgs

mmwtgs - used as a way to say "Miss me with that gay shit" without being censored or swearing. "Miss me with that gay shit" is a meme. It is not said in real life, it is just an online abbreviation.

Jacob Sartorious- "Hey you wanna make a musical.ly with me?"
Responder- "Miss me with that gay shit" (mmwtgs)

by UnknownWithBlueEyes January 2, 2018