Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy

I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide

by krillia June 29, 2021

Mississippi Orgy

(n.) - the act of having sex with three or more direct family members

Hey Ma! Me, Billy-Bob, and Jimbo are going down to the lake to meet Mary-May and Cousin Tammy for a good 'ol Mississippi Orgy! Wanna cum?

Sure, sweetie. Should I invite your father?

by Chris Blank April 30, 2013

clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink

I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.

by toree05 March 12, 2022

Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021

Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.

"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"

by Konnie May 7, 2019

Mississippi rose

Sucking a fart out someone’s ass and holding it like a bong hit.

Matt is turned on when he gives Deb a Mississippi Rose, he likes the sounds she makes gagging.

by Bitch Barbie November 26, 2024