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Mikey Williams

The nigga a goat at ball but he be cocky now. He be slacking on defense but on offense he finna jump over u. He think he a ghetto ass kid who was born in the trenches but the nigga was born in the suburbs with a corvette for his birthday
MIKEY WILLIAMS ON PLAYING DEFENSE.

:lets the guy blow right by him and proceeds to run on a fastbreak to go do a windmill
by ThatNiggawithaskinnybody October 8, 2020
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Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
by ABN October 5, 2004
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Flange Monkey

Flange monkey refers to anyone who loves the flange. ie, someone who likes to look at, touch, lick, or fuck the female vagina.
Usually used as a lighthearted insult
"Oi oi flange monkey! Who's pussy are you lickin tonight?"
by OLI'S HO March 18, 2006
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porn monkey

A person that is obsessed with porn, they watch it all the time, think about it constantly and refer everything to porn (also see: Porn Addict)
Vachan is a porn monkey, porn is all he thinks about
by Jaime Potluri April 30, 2005
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monkey bubble

A small bump, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. Can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door knob at full blast. Usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.
I gave Jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.
by cronix April 29, 2004
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monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina
Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.
by Young James April 23, 2008
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monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.
the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.
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