The sexiest man alive with the biggest booty around. He has no implants and is naturally thick and voluptuous. He is amazing at playing Among Us and has the most amazing ass you will ever see. No one can withstand the power between those cheeks.
by Cardinaldonkey0 October 15, 2020
Possibly one of the coolest and best looking guys alive. Massive penis and huge balls. If you know a James Miller you’re so lucky. If you don’t than your probably an annoying leach he wants nothing to do with.
by Dom Difi June 23, 2024
by Longdickinyointestines😈 July 14, 2019
Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
by xAybann March 31, 2023
helen is my favorite person. she’s the type of girl that i can text and everything will feel like it’s gonna be okay. she’s my weird little band kid, nobody else’s. and her and benji are dating.
by yourmothersmainhoe March 31, 2021
The most dope assistant principal ever. Tried to put the lock down in the 2016 and 2017 seniors but got chillified and is now one with the students.
by WJSHS November 03, 2016