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mexican painter

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)
Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!
by poode dude November 7, 2010
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Mexican Saver

When a mexicans lawnmower has run out of gas and a "Mexican Saver" goes to get him some gas.
My lawnmower ran out of gas, and since my friend did not want me to lose my job he went and got be some gas, I now call him the "Mexican Saver"
by Bizzle25534 May 5, 2009
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Mexican Mop

The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.
Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.
by Pedro L. January 10, 2008
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mexican entrepreneur

When a man buys a pickup truck & a couple lawn mowers & piles all his amigos & lawnmowers into the truck to start a lawn cutting business.
Derived from the millions of ratty pickup trucks packed with mexicans & lawn mowers.
That mexican entrepreneur almost ran me off the road with his truck packed full of mexicans & lawn mowers.
by g55h445ty October 16, 2008
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Mexican Shitoff

When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.
Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
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Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.
Peter's mom went to get a Mexican Abortion, but that failed and made him retarded
by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit October 29, 2018
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Mexican lemonade

The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.
Me and my girl did the Mexican Lemonade last night it was so rad bro!
by Honkfish July 31, 2016
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