Mexican Hand Grenade

when your fisting someone, whether anal or vaginal, and open your hand like an explosion while your hand is inside them.

chick#1 "Jim gave me a Mexican Hand grenade last night."

chick#2 "really, and how was that?"

chick#1 "interestingly fun."

by Mexican with Hand grenades November 28, 2009

Mexican Herpes

is a unique sexually transmitted infection (STI). This type of herpes can only be contracted through a female donkey show performer whom has herpes.

Dude! Jayme contracted Mexican herpes after he fucked that donkey show performer.

by LucianoLucky3232 May 22, 2010

Mexican Ginger

a mexican ginger is a rare species of ginger found in the mexican population, they are often found in mexican trenches and are invlolved in hecartel. Their diet consists of bacon and tacos, and they are considered to be the ancient master race of the mexicans. All mexicans bow down to and worship these beings for they are their saviour.

Man 1: "Im going to church next week, to pray for forgiveness from the Mexican Ginger gods"

Man 2: "Ok man, see ya, I'm going to worship my statue of the my Mexican Ginger"

by Taco Ginger January 11, 2014

The Mexican

A match winning high school footballer, that wasnt drafted to the AFL, that occasionally likes to eat a plate of nachos from the missus' back in front of the fire place.

Hi Honney, care to join me for the mexican deluxe.

by I love the JMAC June 18, 2009

Mexican Christmas Party

The unfortunate circumstance when a group of individuals is trapped in an enclosed space (train, plane, bus) and one of them (usually unknown and having recently ingested a burrito or cup of chili) breaks wind, creating a cloud of misfortune for all involved.

Closely related: Dutch Oven

A: "Hey dude, I bet you it was one of those girls that started the Mexican Christmas Party on the train yesterday."

B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"

by Mariano Webster February 21, 2009

mexican blindfold

The act of taking a poo across someones eyes when they are passed out so when they wake up they try to get whatever it is off their eyes and just smear it everywhere so they cant see.

Me and Cody got so fucked last night, and when we woke up we had mexican blindfolds on.

by Cody Wilson (loc) June 25, 2006

mexican speed wrench

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.

Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.

by dbbartender October 1, 2006