Giving ones self the dutch rudder in order to avoid the guilt of blowing a load and becoming impure. This way it can be claimed you have not hammered on yourself. In the line of weird ways to avoid impurity, it is below soaking.
I was about to mormon masturbate before passing out when Jane walked in and told me she was down to soak.
by young gooch September 7, 2010
Get the Mormon Masturbatemug. (v.) to derive excessive pleasure by dominating a conversation, usually through bragging and a demonstration of extreme knowledge of a subject, lording it over other people
Dan couldn't stop verbally masturbating to Incubus; he even asked me what "A Certain Shade of Green" was about, despite knowing for a fact that I had never heard the song.
by The Ox June 5, 2003
Get the verbally masturbatemug. by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003
Get the mutal masturbationmug. The act of having sex or doing sexual things with someone so similar to you, they could nearly be called a clone.
Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!
Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!
Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!
Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
by Kurutoro August 16, 2011
Get the Narcissistic Masturbationmug. Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
by Frothy Walrus March 10, 2010
Get the Unconscious Masturbationmug. by Ickmodomonomomo October 10, 2008
Get the Masturb-Aidmug. A phrase said when somebody posts or shows a picture of a woman. The phrase however mostly used on women, is not exclusive to be used on beautiful people, humans or animated objects for that matter. It can also be used on gory images and/or sickening.
The phrase can be used on just about anything that would give some, some sexual pleasure.
The phrase was first used on iSONEWS and later on Something Awful forums.
The phrase can be used on just about anything that would give some, some sexual pleasure.
The phrase was first used on iSONEWS and later on Something Awful forums.
image of Tubgirl is posted and a reply is: Hawt chick! Masturbated and came.
a female poster posts a picture of herself, and a reply is "Masturbated and came, more pics please, naked preferrably"
"Not enough gore in the video. But still, masturbated and came!!"
a female poster posts a picture of herself, and a reply is "Masturbated and came, more pics please, naked preferrably"
"Not enough gore in the video. But still, masturbated and came!!"
by Cloud002 January 27, 2007
Get the masturbated and camemug.