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Scary Mary

1. Is a Mary who at times is a very nice person, and can appear almost dumb most of it. With a flick of a switch will become Scary Mary, she will throw phones at your face, she will slam you into walls, she will scream all of the swear words at you no matter where you are, and she will have sex with your friends as you walk in the door from work and allow you to watch. She will trun your family against you and convince your kids you are a terrible person. Scary Mary will also bear false witness and lie to get her way.

2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.
Well scary mary is being scary today, let's go fishing.
by The Longest Yard November 29, 2022
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marie lee

I don’t know how to describe Marie Lee. She’s a legend and unlike anyone you’ll meet.
“Is Marie Lee that soccer player?”
“No Marie Lee plays hockey”
“I thought she played lacrosse
by Sheepbad November 17, 2019
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mary john

the oral act of eating a pot brownie out of ones anus.
“wait robert you guys have been dating for 4 months and you haven’t mary johned yet?”
by wobert r January 6, 2018
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Hazel-Marie

A sassy small girl who can be really weird. Shes often really crazy and acts like a crackhead who has confidants and who can embarrass the shit out of her. Guys fall for her all the time and watch out you will get rejected. If you have a crush on a small girl named Hazel-Marie you better give up because this girl might look sweet but that's 100% wrong!
(Random Guy) Dude look at that girl she's so hot!
(Other Random Guy) Hah, as if he would date you I would like to see your ass get kicked.
(Random Guy) Shes Just a small girl chill.
(Hazel-Marie) What did you just call me?
by The_Shygirl55 October 22, 2019
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Ingrid Marie

She is a gorgeous girl, and her style is amazing. She is trustable and a real baddie when it comes to arguments! You are very lucky to have a Ingrid Marie in your live
Someone: Wow, Ingrid Marie is so pretty today
The rock: but she’s pretty everyday!
by Hellololilovetiktok November 13, 2021
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Mary Shelley

Having sex on the grave plot of a departed loved one, similarly to how Mary Shelley fucked her husband on her mother's grave
Guy 1: Hey me and my girl just Mary Shelley'd, It was kinda gross but oddly arousing
Guy 2: Wow, thats dark
by Ryan_G17 January 15, 2021
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Cotton Mary

dude one: Did you get to third base?
dude two: Sort of. I gave her a cotton mary
by KayTown September 14, 2010
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