Thirsty Magoo

Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!

Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.

by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007

acting the maggot

messing around acting lazy, unfocused; not doing what you're suppose to be doing

He was in here last night acting the maggot. Ordered a bowl of soup and fell asleep in it!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

Magnolia (name)

She’s insecure but that’s what everyone loves about her. She’s relatable and is so easy to talk to. She doesn’t talk much but if you start a convo with her about something she cares about she will talk for hours. She loves being called beautiful but if she feels you are calling her beautiful just to get with her she will ditch you in a heartbeat. She falls easily and takes forever to recover from a heartbeat. She is awkward and clumsy around you at first but if you somehow find a way into her heart she will be your favorite person. Never be too clingy.

Isn’t Magnolia (name) so cute?

by Mazkatf February 25, 2019

mangoon

Slang term for testicles. Also used as as friendly abuse. Term also extends to the scrotum as in "The mangoonery"

"He caught me right in the mangoons"
"The mangoons (mates) are on their way over

by Johnny sponk May 2, 2016

mangoball

'Mangoball' or "MangobaII" is the commonly used name for the socmed AU fanfiction "Cheater, Cheater", written by twitter user mangobaII.

The fanfiction centers around the ship Dreamnotfound, but many people enjoy it for its side plotpoints, zany characters, and crack writing style.

Max: Holy shit have you read Mangoball on twitter it's so funny
Kerry: Actually the fic's title is "Cheater, Cheater" MangobaII is the autho-
Max: Shut up Corpse just got stuck in a washing machine

by Adrian_dodododododo December 7, 2021

magoobie

1.) A messy sandwich on the menu at Chickie's and Pete's

2.) A sexy nerd who's very intelligent.

He graduated with a 4.0. What a Magoobie!

by travelady September 11, 2009

Water Maggot

These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.

Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.

by Teamcletus June 9, 2018