The Mormon Blast

To ejaculate onto your fingers, let it dry up, then finger your female partner.

“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”

“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”

by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025

Mormon Pizza

When you go on a mission in a different country and you don’t like the food, so you just order pizza for 2 years.

“He ate so much pizza on his mission that it cancelled out all the walking he did. He definitely is a Mormon pizza!”

by Lucitypoop July 8, 2025

Mormon Milkshake

A term for something or someone that, on the surface, appears entirely wholesome, innocent, or conventional, but secretly possesses an unexpected, often edgy, rebellious, or surprisingly unconventional side. It's the hidden kick in an otherwise sweet package.

Derived from the common association of "Mormon" with clean-cut living, combined with "milkshake" (especially in its pop culture sense) implying a hidden allure or "something extra."

Example 1:
"Did you see Sarah's new tattoo? Who knew she was such a Mormon milkshake!"
Example 2:
"This indie band's music sounds like a lullaby, but then the lyrics drop some seriously dark philosophy. Total Mormon milkshake."
Example 3:
"My grandma's knitting circle is a Mormon milkshake; they gossip about the wildest stuff while making baby booties."

by HappyCamper2069 July 18, 2025

Mormon stroke

To masturbate but bring you to the brink of cumming but not cumming, as a Mormon

Amos Ames was hitting that Mormon stroke

by Amos Ames August 19, 2025

Mormon sock stomp

When you grab poop from your own butt and put it in your partners rectum, then put a foot with a sock on it in the rectum and push

Hey, elder Joseph educated me on the Mormon sock stomp. Stacy said no

by Jebodiaih Mathew September 16, 2025

Mormon limousine

A large van with 8+ seats. Large vans used to accommodate large Mormon families or other large families. Often seen at tourist destinations.

The entire parking lot at Yellowstone was full of Mormon limousines!

by 2kul4skool October 28, 2025

Gay mormon

Common mispronunciation of "Game warden" usually what you will hear an Asian fisherman yell to his fishing buddies when the Game warden shows up.

Hey this is the Game warden! Show us your fishing licenses

Gay mormon? Oh shit better dump this 5 gallon bucket of full of trout !

by Anton H November 13, 2025