minecraft mobs

These damn monsters on minecraft like creepers skeletons spiders but when a skeleton rides a spider it is called a spider jockey and there are zombies and there are also zombie pigmen

I was so mad I was killed by minecraft mobs a damn creeper

by Pseudonym3456 December 30, 2013

Minecraft Mod

some fucked up thing that a person will either spend too much time, just enough time, or not enough time on for entertainment of 8-9 year olds who use their mom’s credit cards for Minecraft

Kid: dude, this Minecraft mod is great!
Mom: where the fuck did you put my credit card?

by SnowyTWebs November 17, 2019

The Minecraft Effect

The delusion a person is put under when playing the game "Minecraft," in which time elapses much quicker then normal. When under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.

The Minecraft effect:
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!

by jDerf November 23, 2011

Minecraft Sucks

Literally no one has ever said in 2019, cause you know.

Every Human Being:
Nobody: Minecraft Sucks

by Oh Noez765 December 9, 2019

1.8.9 Minecraft

A version of Minecraft what everyone uses to play some stupid servers and play minigames on servers.

Person 1: Let's play some 1.8.9 Minecraft!
Person 2: Sure, what server?

by halloweens November 17, 2021

Dream ( Minecraft )

An ugly fat bastad who cant even play minecraft, has cheated in manhunts many times and is a massive dick (asshole) on his minecraft server ( dream SMP )

Only 9 year old girls like him (for obvious reasons) and his only hobby on YouTube is to fake manhunts/speedruns.

I fuck the 18 year old women with dream ( Minecraft )

by mommy69420__ June 27, 2022

Minecraft gender

Loves Minecraft, wholesome, respects everyone's opinions, and is over all just for fun.

Im also apart of the Minecraft gender

by WWWJOS August 20, 2021