by Chase buttly February 22, 2011
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The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019
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Your average dumbass who still uses "faggotry" and "autism" to describe things they hate. Clearly stuck in the past and narrow-minded to new ideas and concepts, even to old ones that work.
Nikolai shows his mental midget behavior as he shows off his obsession with Pokemon, giving shit to some teenager for making their own fan made designs. Clearly having a shit fit over this.
by The Painful Reality May 25, 2020
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Steve asked Rebecca out on a date, but his tall midget stature of only 5'10" resulted in his immediate rejection.
(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.
(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.
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Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah.
Man 1: What happened?
Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.
Man 1: What did she do?
Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.
Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...
Man 2: Oh yeah.
Man 1: What happened?
Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.
Man 1: What did she do?
Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.
Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...
by dcf68 June 26, 2006
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