mad ivan

When a man sits on the toilet taking a shit, and another man sits on him face to face, chest to chest, and pee’s between the other mans legs.

There’s only one shitter and we both have to go. Guess we’ll just mad Ivan

by Mad Ivan February 25, 2019

mad goofy

when something is cringeworthy and laughable as fuck

damn those two guys got caught leaving mad goofy comments on that e-girl's tiktok saying for her to give em pink eye

by Corgimations March 17, 2022

Mad Kota

When someone says/does something very sus towards the same gender

Nah gang, you moving Mad Kota right now.

by Gringo_ March 18, 2022

Stereo Madness

1. The first level in Geometry Dash
2. 100 earrape stereo sounds

A wise man: It's called Stereo Madness even though there's not a lot of madness in there is it?

by olbgwcginajwkmsizoap December 2, 2021

sex mad

what the kids that frequent urbandictionary.com want to see the most, as well as TRYING to associating EVERY word with oral or anal sex.

oral sex sucks guys get used to it, its not proper sex because only the female enjoys it! the male thinking to himself this is crap, no enjoyment whatsoever, got to dump her!

by TV sucks November 29, 2004

right to be mad

Used as an excuse to treat the person who made you mad like shit for an indiscriminate amount of time due to the perceived justification of the anger.

Generally used by girlfriends against their boyfriends. Over the other often more mature options of talking about it and coming to a reasonable solution.

Boyfriend joked about the girlfriend being stubborn.
Girlfriend claims "I have the right to be mad!!!
Boyfriend proceeds to get the silent treatment and sleeps alone for 2 days.

by nate-dawg-dizzle March 1, 2010

Amber-mad

Getting mad for absolutely no reason like Amber on MTV's Teen Mom. Characterized by screaming, hysterical crying, pushing, hitting, ruining family dinners, holidays, anniversary's, and public outings. Breaking off a relationship and getting back together at least once a week. Constantly walking around with a look of stress and anger. Distributing signs of being bipolar.

Dude, she didn't like the order in which he ate the items on his dinner plate, she got Amber-mad!

by BJB88 September 16, 2010