Lingertonpus

Is someone who acts super dumb but is really, really smart. They usually have a hard time making friends, so they fake it til they make it. They love to draw attention to themselves no matter good or bad and can be cold hearted af. So be careful if you ever meet someone with this personality.

Stacy is such a lingertonpus, like I don’t think she understands.

by Bernini Saldum April 1, 2021

Loner

A person who can’t get any cookie and is all alone. And there girlfriend is there hand, yep there fucking HAND. All they do is watch pornhub and listen to sad music

Bro you can’t hang with us your a loner

by Nami-San April 24, 2021

longtermindecisivethinking

to be not sure of a thought for a long time.

i dont really know if i am having to go to texas or newyork and im being longtermindecisivethinking

by yinkathefoot May 24, 2021

longcrunchybaguette

a person who changes their personality every 5 minutes, bases their personality on a kid's show, and genuinely enjoys milk by itself 🥺

longcrunchybaguette is so emo 😍

by marinetteslostfreedom June 9, 2021

Linger

When you get fucked in the ass so hard you start to cum and shit at the same time

WTF!? DID YOU JUST LINGER

by Liam has a brain July 6, 2021

Longest word

The longest English word is: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Person: hey do you know what the longest word is.
Me: I know the English one.
Person: ok what?
Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Person: …

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 8, 2021

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021