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lobstering

making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years
Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.
by mjsavon June 16, 2008
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lobster tail and beer

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
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Pasta and Lobster

A phrase that's used to refer to white boys who give black women princess treatment.
Example 1:
Girl 1: "Do you like pasta and lobster?"
GIrl 2: "Sure! I like 'em a little country too."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "I'm in my pasta and lobster era"
Girl 2: "I might enter mine too. I want a soft life, I'm tired of struggle love"
by hughhefnerapologist May 15, 2024
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Lobster

1. One who is not a crab

2. A person who encourages another to obtain success rather than pull them down as a rejection of their own mediocrity

Antonyms: Crab, Hater, Doubter
Friend 1: This guy I know just started hitting the gym, I know he's gonna quit after a week
Friend 2: Don't be a such a crab- be a Lobster
by CrabsInABucketHat March 31, 2021
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Alabama Lobster Fight

A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.
by The Alabama Muff Diver November 8, 2019
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Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011
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Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023
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