Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.
Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!
by breadstickprotector October 07, 2011
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Abby Lag

When exiting a game and Abby's WIFI takes a shit.
"THIS IS WHY I HAT....." this is Abby Lag
by 1123xx March 12, 2023
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Lags McGee

A player in an online game who is lagging, possibly causing other players to lag as well.
Damnit Mike! Quit being Lags McGee!
by mikeyshoes March 07, 2009
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fast lag

The onset of exhaustion by having to quickly become accustomed to a new time based routine while fasting during the start of Ramadan.

Brought on mainly by new sleeping routines due to the early breakfast time with a probable combination of no food during the day.
Yahya looks fucking dead today but it's probably just fast lag since he's only in his first week of Ramadan.
by INCOGNETO July 08, 2015
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Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.
Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.
by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014
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lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.
"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
by annnnonnnnymous August 29, 2011
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Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.
Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!
by Deadlagbaby September 12, 2020
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