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Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
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Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas
Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala
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Ugly potato koala

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one
Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween
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punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.
John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.
by Crashexl May 29, 2018
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Muda s kokale

Muda s kokale is a word used for when something doesnt work
John: i couldn't get that girls number
Ivan: e muda s kokale
by Koisamtam November 10, 2020
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A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
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me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
yu:@!#%^Yy283qy)*#EyrndP(*AYEtp9FEW
by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
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