keeping the census down

relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby".

Your Mom was busy, so I just spent some time keeping the census down.

by long duck dong September 4, 2003

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~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's

To maintain status of the highest level keeping your associates frustrated with envy.

~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's is not worth it. It's not as easy as Andrea makes it look :/

by j2thet2thea2thel August 24, 2011

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Keep your chill

(to) keep your chill is to not break down mentally, or to not lose your temper. If someone keeps their chill, they are able to endure moments of high stress.

Jane: Hey, do you know how Kate is doing? I heard she's had issues with depression and it's breaking her down.
Brad: Don't worry about her. Kate kept her chill. She had some troubles with the breakup, but she didn't break down.

Bob: Oh no! I did not study for the science test tomorrow! I am totally going to fail, and then I have to re-do this year!
Tim: Keep your chill. Someone posted a great summary on the school website, you should be able to learn for it in a day.

by Nick32x December 19, 2014

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keep your wig on

It means stay calm, don't get excited, don't lose your head, keep your cool. Dose and does are two different words.

She: Why tf did you do that!
He: Alright don't get mad at me. Keep your wig on.

by Cringe fest. March 9, 2021

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Keep Calm And Chive on

There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!

My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.

by Bub2627 August 27, 2013

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