Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3

"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"

by RyanKeith December 11, 2023

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Julian Comeau

Sexiest motherfucker alive

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When Julian Comeau finds out he's Julian Comeau, he's probably gonna blush!

Giiirrrrllll, you are giving Julian Comeau vibes

by Lovelessonlearned13 December 12, 2023

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Julian

A Julian is probably a freakishly gay guy who loves to make jokes about stealing your girlfriend. When I think of a Julian I think of a super horny guy with long brown hair down to his shoulders. If you’re a Julian, don’t take this personally. You’ll probably find out your gay later in life.

Guy 1: Who the fuck is that trying to steal my girlfriend!?

Me: Don’t worry, he’s a Julian.

by YOUKNOWIMRIGHT_123 July 3, 2023

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