magic juice

A drink made from mixing a little bit from each bottle in your parents' liquor cabinet.

"Take a little gin, vodka, tequila, rum and whiskey, we're gettin' some magic juice tonight."

by Henkrs1 September 6, 2009

floor juice

The invisible layer of scum found on all floors and items that have come in contact with a floor. Often contains multiple germs, diseases and other infectious organisms. If you come into contact with floor juice you should remove your hands and consult your doctor.

To lick ones shoes is to taste the floor juice, innit.

by Prank Monkey December 16, 2004

Idiot Juice

any form of alcohol that turns you into a idiot after drinking it.

Tom is down at the pub drinking some idiot juice.

by baddazoner June 13, 2011

magic juice

it simply means alcohol

"jens on that magic juice again!"

by teeen March 21, 2008

Anal Juice

The substance that is left behind on one's cock as anal sex is being performed it is not solid shit or liquid shit it's kind of a pudding like substance that is a combination of both blood and shit that is usually suck down when one pulls their cock out of the mother's ass sticks it in their now to have it cleaned off.

Connie the Anaconda loved cleaning anal juice off of strange Cox at the gloryhole

by Crissy Thumbs December 13, 2020

slug juice

Energy drinks or Mountain Dew drank by slugs at West Point.

I'm gonna fall asleep in my next class, I need some slug juice.

by super slug November 9, 2009

jobby juice

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks

I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice

by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005