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joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.
by Shueman December 18, 2015
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Trixy Joy Balmes

Yahooo trixy party party, I like you yes. You're so gorgeous and smart. wag kang kekelegen ah? yieeeee twerk us, miss u, wabwab<muahhhh
He1: I like Trixy Joy Balmes!

He2: Bro, I like her too.
by bahuzvagwywjakaaj October 21, 2021
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Joy

A nightmare thing with a twat that will destroy you if you don't destroy her first.
Oh shit we need to get the brownies and glitter ready before the Joy gets us!!!!
by Grind Meat March 24, 2022
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Almond Joy

The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.
Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.
by Nate716 April 28, 2015
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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
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Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
by DingDane January 2, 2018
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Abigail Joy Fox

Abigail Joy Fox is a person who loves the word piss, they can express it in any way possible and you know that Abigail Joy Fox is doing well today. They love Christmas aswell.
Some living being : "Why did that person just say 'piss is my favorite chocolate'"?

SLB 2 : They must be an Abigail Joy Fox.
by loonaforlesbians November 1, 2021
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