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by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
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by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
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by JohannesVan August 16, 2022
Get the Johannes Can mug.Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).
They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.
Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.
Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay
by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
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To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
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To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
This is what it sorta looks like: 😀
by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
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