jimmie jousting

1) n: A term used to define a heated internet argument; usually results in both sides having extremely rustled jimmies.

2) v: A term used to describe the act of rustling internet users' jimmies; another word for trolling.

"Look at these two guys jimmie jousting. Surely this won't end well."

"Hey Andy, wanna go jimmie jousting? I bet we can really rustle some jimmies today."

by RunsWithBoars January 15, 2015

Jimmy Onions

An exclamation created and popularised in North West England. Can be used to express shock, fear, or delight (depending on the tone it is exclaimed).

1) John: ‘James, she’s definitely into you pal!’

James: ‘Jimmy Onions, I knew it!’

2) ‘Jimmy fucking Onions, that was one scary ride!’

by Bo’ Selecta Fan June 3, 2019

Jungle Jimmie

A penis sticking out of unkempt pubic hair.

Bob gave me his goopy banana last night. It was fine, except he had a Jungle Jimmie.

by AKW-AS July 13, 2018

little jimmy

your propeller hat wearing child that Karen stole from you.

little jimmy and his propeller hat are rotting in my basement - Karen

by wee.wee.man July 28, 2020

Skinny jimmy

An unusually skinny joint that is just as potent as a normal joint because its all or mostly filled with kief.

I smoked some skinny jimmy on the way over here.

by Alphalabeef March 11, 2015

jimmy urine

the most perfect man in existence

person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'

by jimmysemowhore July 19, 2023

Jimmy Jizla

Cornish Rhyming slang for a kingsize Rizla cigarette paper.

Jason: shit I'm out of Jimmy Jizla's.
Ant: I've only got jimmy single skins.
Jason: They'd better be silvers. cos if there greens you can get out of my f"%*%*g house.
Ant: I'm not sure... i roached all the pack two days ago. i think there blues.
Jason: hmmmm spose..........have we got a bong?
Ant: hold on. my weed is wrapped up in a silver Jimmy Jizla!!!
Jason: Result.

by Jason McHedgeface-Trimmer March 21, 2008