Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

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jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.

Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.

by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020

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Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 2, 2019

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Jar Jar

Star Wars’ most failed character. He is a funny/socially awkward sidekick wannabe. He is the reason why the prequels are so bad.
The annoying things he does makes him look like a man-child.
There have been many theories about this character (the most popular is that he is secretly a dark lord.)
Never bring jar jar back. Ever.

“This Jar Jar character makes me want to put my neck through a noose”

by xX_Boss_Xx April 21, 2018

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